Liveblogging cricket: England versus Stanford
9:30pm Right, here we go.
9:40pm Not to tempt fate, but... so far so good.
9:44pm Oh fuck.
9:46pm Double fuck.
9:48pm Jesus. Fuck.
10:00pm For fuck's sake.
10:06pm Motherfucking hell.
10:21pm Fucking cunt.
10:32pm Cunting fuck.
10:39pm Wanking cunt.
10:45pm That's a bit more like it.
10:54pm Fuck.
10:59pm Oh... Boris Johnson.
11:00pm Right, sod this for a game of soldiers. Watching Dead Set instead.
12:45am Aaahhh... total perfection.
12:46am Oh buggering cock.
2 Comments:
Well done, 'Teabag', that made me laugh.
Larry, I really will have to live-blog a Partick Thistle match one of these days. It's a similar scenario.........
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