The only thing hood about him's the skin on his clitoris
In honour of the Department of Hate's resurrection, we'll have a New York battle-rap special.
To kick off it's Hydrogen versus Boost minus boring smartarse: Math versus Dose.
Here's Math Hoffa again, taking on Nems. Hold it down!
Math will be back in the final. But now it's Iron Solomon versus Shirt n Tie:
...plus a Bonus Round:
Next, Iron Solomon in action in an all-Jewish match-up against Rabbi Darkside ('fraid we only have Solomon's spits):
So the grand final, in 3 rounds, is Math versus Iron Solomon:
What do you reckon?
7 Comments:
Gordon Brown picks his nose and, lo and behold, 'Snotty' is back! As if the man hadn't already inflicted enough pain on us all, now we have to put up with 'Snotty' again! "how long, O Lord, how long?"
Well, don't call it a comeback just yet, 'Dave'. Believe me, though, you ain't likely to be getting much hassle from ol' Snotty - not while your website remains the world epicentre of total fucking boredom. Now fuck off.
Math took the second round, but I think I gotta give the battle to Iron overall. He really does sound like Eminem, though.
slim solomon trying
with baiting, decrying
imitating, not flying
this wordplay's just dying
the metaphors straining
he barks like a Marshall
my ears this is paining
like try-hards in class y'all
now math ain't as quick
or inventive in spit
no incentive, just stick
to bitch pussy and shit
his delivery's flowing
the phrasing is smoother
but the air that he's blowing
turns to suck like a Hoover
Score draw, then. (Bring the noise)
Sorry, 'Snotty', but it's awfully difficult writing a blog using only four letter words and I do understand and sypathise with the difficulty you have reading anything longer than that.
"...it's awfully difficult writing a blog using only four letter words"
Ah now. Your own name is a four-letter word, ya big glans-shuffler.
Hey Snotty. How 'bout you and I have a rap battle ourselves? Let me start:
I can't drink enough
to read David Duff
His words as stimulatin'
as a dead woman's muff
who died when she fell
crotch first onto a razor
and her flesh got burnt
by a riot cop's taser
Like an errant shot
by a drunk William Tell
torn lips and bone
and a sharp putrid smell
I know I broke my rhyme
it happens all the time
like Snotty broke his silence
and that razor broke a hyme
So, yeah, I'll post this now
I won't bother to save it
I'd rather scratch off my retinas
than read another post by David
Snotty!
Snot!
Snot comes from your nose!
There was that clip of Gordon Brown picking his nose that came out about two years ago!
Ahhahhah I see what you did there. That's pure fucking comedy that is!
Hey I've got another one!
You know that Large Hadron Collider? That's round you know. Clocks are round, right? And it's in Switzerland, right? You know what they make in Switzerland, right? Yeah, cuckoo clocks!
And they built it using my tax money.
Talk about cuckoo!
(Cuckoo is another word for mad, you see.)
Oh, you already did that one...
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