First they came for the dogs with tits

A maverick scientist known only as "K" has genetically engineered a dog with human boobs. Apparently that's the sort of thing that pops his cork. However, when the story of his success broke on the web, K embarrassedly tried to hush it up, by getting all Usmanov on the intrepid bloggers involved.

No previous animal/sex-toy hybrid has survived beyond birth. So the existence of a healthy, adult chimera in Britain today should be a matter of enormous national pride, and K should be celebrated as a hero. At the very least, surely it is in the public interest to circulate the sensational photographic evidence above, as widely as possible.

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