More on THAT Guido story
One of the allegations against Guido Fawkes in the ongoing blog-war is that he uses "sock-puppets" on his blog. That is to say he posts anonymous comments supporting his own arguments and corroborating his own stories, and generally uses his own comment threads to big himself up under pseudonyms. On top of this, he's ruthless in deleteting unfavourable comments. So altogether this adds up to threads full of comments with no basis in reality whatsoever. Got that?
Of course it is his right to run to his blog as he sees fit, just as it it is mine to observe that this pathetic, dishonest behaviour is that of a self-deluding fantasist. Frankly I'm amazed he doesn't shrivel up with embarrassment.
While on the subject of Guido, I'm hearing further reports of things he may have got up to in the Yorkshire countryside... checking with my sources - stay tuned.
59 Comments:
Right on pal, Guido's a twat-and-a-half. Keep up the awesome work on the blog.
Didn't he upset a farmer or something?
Larry you're a legend. This the funniest blog on the net by miles.
Don't waste your time on the likes of Guido, keep the comedy coming.
Top post tampon-man!
Yeah I think he was caught - ahem -"bothering" a cow.
I haven't laughed so much in years! This blog is amazing!!
My mate's brother was at Hull Uni with Paul Staines, and he told me that one of the lecturers caught him in flagrante with a cow but couldn't report it because Staines had something on him.
Lovin' the teabag. More please.
It wasn't a cow it was a ram. Staines was caught on CCTV hanging onto its horns with its hind legs in his wellies.
lol! I'd believe that you can tell he's a pervert!
Did you see him on newsnight? HA HA HA HA HA
No more abuse or speculation about people's private lives please.
I heard he got a nose-job off an elephant.
That might explain why his face looks like that.
This blog is way, way funnier than the Flying Rodent!
Yup I'm emailing Larry my phone number now!!! He's a babe!!
you talking baout that lad i found up to his sholeder in my fresian?
Thanks ladies... but I'm not available.
Back off girls he's MINE.
OMG!! Ive only just found this site and it rules!!! Your right about that cunt Giudo too he's a nob.
it wasnt a cow it was jordan
it wasnt a cow it was jordan
...and it wasnt guido it was peter andre
I fucking LOVE this blog!
ROTFL!!!
Guido was spit-roast by wildebeest
Woah - I thought chasemeladies was funny... this blog KICKS ASS!!!!!!
this blog KICKS ASS!!!!!!
Yeah - GUIDO's ass!
I would be quite concerned if I saw him hanging around outside a pigsty.
He does have the look of a zoophile about him.
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My dad says he stole a duck and stuck its head up his ass and got it to nibble his prostate.
your dad's a perv
The true story is that staines offered a farmer 100 quid to suck one of his horse's cocks but he got chased off with a shotgun.
busy this morning ?
I know what you really use sockpuppets for and it's frankly, filthy.
Guido wanks himself off with gordon the gopher
apparently he uses gordon the gopher on one hand and zelda from terrahawks on the other and makes them talk like the teletubbies.
Did someone mention 'Rachel from North London's' bosoms?
They didn't? Oh dear.
paedo?
What?
My bosoms, on the other hand, are pendulous and ripe. And heaving.
Is it Guido who likes to pour termites down his cock through a funnel, or is that Duff? I always get them confused
"That is to say he posts anonymous comments [...] and generally uses his own comment threads to big himself up under pseudonyms".
Dr. 'Teabag', tell me you're not doing the same! Some of the written equivalents of grunts and clicks above have a very similar ring to them, to say nothing of the suspicious fact that 45 of them suddenly appeared out of no where, including those pretending to be me. What's going on? I think we should be told. Has 'Mattie the Woofer' been sacked and have you given him a part-time job writing comments for you?
"I'm" an "utter" tool. I wouldn't get joke "if" it shat "on" me.
shorter david duff:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh my brain hurts ooooh rachels bosoms dribble drool
lol
Started funny, became hilarious and I nearly suffered a prolapse at your impersonation of a confused old man innocently stumbling into the conversation, dribbling and muttering inanities.
The wife thinks I'm mental, now.
And a source tells me that Guido had to have an operation recently to remove his tadger from a cow's nostril, but there was nothing they could do about the poker up his arse.
Have you noticed how Duff can out-cunt all comers? Even us?
(Gratuitous comment posted so you'll update your link)
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"That is to say he posts anonymous comments [...] and generally uses his own comment threads to big himself up under pseudonyms".
Dr. 'Teabag', tell me you're not doing the same!
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Nothing gets past you, does it Cunt? You might be half-dead, but you're still quick on the draw, a genius in action.
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What's going on? I think we should be told. Has 'Mattie the Woofer' been sacked and have you given him a part-time job writing comments for you?
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I think I'm going to have start taking notes, this is just pure comedy gold. Have you ever considered writing for a living?
One other thing, Cunt, if you're going to insist on putting my moniker in quotes, can you at least get it right? Until you do, I will do the same and refer to you as 'Cunt'.
Odd, isn't it, that you never see David Duff unleashing his devastating brand of criticism (oh, the oh-so-witty nicknames!) on Guido's blog. I can only assume he approves of Staines' tactics?
Similarly, you never see him popping up on any BNP blogs, or places like Stormfront, do you? We shall know them by their silence, and all that...
Counterinsurgency exercises with his mates from "the movement"?
the cowfucking movement maybe
I've been told that Guido suspects Gordon Brown rides the other bus because he met him in a sauna once.
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I've long been disappointed that sock-puppets have little to do with socks.
I like socks.
I had that David Duff once. It was in the dressing rooms of the Truro Pavillion after a particularly well recieved performance of 'The Mouse Trap'(Anecdote truncated in the interests of taste and decency) Needless to say I was in like Flynn.
Always wondered what happened to him. I hear tell he made a career of selling second hand bath-chairs, Sinclair C5's and 'cut-and-shut' vespas.
Made it further than I did anyway. Wouldn't be hard.........
'Odd, isn't it, that you never see N.I.B. unleashing his devastating brand of criticism (oh, the oh-so-witty nicknames!) on Guido's blog. I can only assume he approves of Staines' tactics?
Similarly, you never see him popping up on any BNP blogs, or places like Stormfront, do you? We shall know them by their silence, and all that... '
It's a rubbish comment whoever's name you put in it.
I know you are but what am I?
I'd like to install a sewer to pump liberals straight out into the sea. They would make good fish food after all.
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